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Watercooler Conversation – Top Ten Pick Up Lines

Just what happens when two people in the office strike up a conversation at the water cooler? Plenty of gossip and a touch of flirtation at work no doubt. Pressure Coolers, the UK’s water cooler specialists bring us the top ten office chat up lines we all like to despise…

Every office has its collection of flirts, lotharios, nerds and shy people. Usually they are all sat at their desks alone, or spend their time isolated in their booths on the phone. But, like the animals on the plain, they all come out in force to the local watering hole. Your office water cooler can be the place where star crossed lovers first catch a glimpse of each other, or, most likely, the place where someone tried an unforgettable line on you.

Flirts say the best lines as they are usually only joking and don’t take themselves too seriously. You’ve probably met the office flirt many times at the water cooler, saying;

“I know water does a body excellent, but wow – how much have you been drinking?”

“You know, you might be questioned to leave soon, you’re making the other men/women look really terrible.”

“You see my friend over there –[vaguely waving at someone in the office] – he wants to know if you reckon I’m cute.”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

If this sounds like you, or like someone you know then watch out. If flirts receive just a few too many knock-backs over the quality of their water-cooler conversation, they can easily turn into the office lotharios out of sheer desperation. These super-flirts really do not care whether you like their lines or not because they are going to say them anyway, and they are bound to be outrageous. Spotting a lothario is simple as they may say things like:

“What has 160 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!”

“You know how some men compensate for certain… shortages, by buying a really expensive car? Well, I don’t even drive.”

But, you might prefer the lothario’s direct streak when faced with the cringe worthy advances of the office shy guy…

“You are the only reason I have come here alone.”

“Were you just smiling at me a moment ago or have I place my contacts in wrongly again?”

Both of which are preferable to the miserable lines trotted out by the office nerd whose path you usually do not cross. A couple of choice ones are:

“Are you busy tonight… at 3am?”

“Can I plug my FireWire into your USB?”

Faced with these lines, Matthew Mitchison, director of Pressure Coolers jokes, “Perhaps people will be encouraged to make more use, or better use, of their office water cooler from now on.” One thing is certain, office flirtation around the water cooler is a natural phenomenon which should be allowed to continue unabashed and unabated.

Pressure Coolers is a specialist supplier of drinking water systems for offices and showrooms, offering a wide range of water coolers for rental or sale, filters and accessories. For more information, visit pressurecoolers.co.uk pressurecoolers.co.uk

About Pressure Coolers

Pressure Coolers specialises in mains connected water coolers and drinking fountains. As a founder member of the EPDWA, the company is subject to an annual independent audit of all company procedures including an inspection of premises and verification of our standards of customer care.

Pressure Coolers services a wide range of users, including hospitals, prisons, farms and beauty salons. Staff members are all fully trained in accordance with the EPDWA industry association standards.

Please direct all media queries, requests for press information and editorial details, to Anna Waters. Tel: 0208 123 5178 or email: mailto:marketing@topposition.co.uk marketing@topposition.co.uk

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